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Everyone has six names.

1. Your Real name: Kaili
2. Your detective name (Favorite color and favorite Animal): Blue Lion
3. Your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Grace Maplewood
4. Your Star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle name, first two of first, last three of last): Alogrkapis
5. Superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): Black Phone
6. Goth name (Black and one of your pets): Black Emma

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family parties where they talk about when u get married and have kids


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"Wow, I follow a lot of lesbians," I say to myself everyday as I scroll past a photoset for Orphan Black, a Rizzles or Swan Queen fanfiction, borderline porn gifs from Lost Girl, and a heart-wrenching Calzona gifset

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meet the blogger

  • do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed? closed
  • do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? no but i never thought about it before now so…
  • where is your next vacation? miami for spring break
  • who do you think reads these? nobody except me
  • do you have a calendar in your room? A SWAN QUEEN CALENDAR (x)
  • what’s your plan for the day? it’s 1:03 am…but tomorrow i’m traveling!
  • are you reading any books right now? no *sigh*
  • do you ever count your steps when you walk? sometimes
  • do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? badly
  • do you chew your pens and pencils? nope 
  • what is your “song of the week”?  no way by the naked and famous
  • is it okay for guys to wear pink? of course 
  • do you still watch cartoons? if my tv’s on and they’re on
  • what do you drink with dinner? if not diet coke then water
  • what do you dip chicken nuggets in? HONEY MUSTARD
  • what is your favorite food/cuisine? i guess i like american food
  • when was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? i think my thank you cards for high school graduation 
  • can you change the oil on a car? no…
  • what is your usual bedtime? 1 am
  • are you lazy? it’s such a problem now…
  • afraid of heights? yes but i love the thrill
  • occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? marine biologist
  • hot tea or cold tea: i don’t like tea
  • tea or coffee? neither (but if i had to pick i guess coffee)
  • favorite kind of cookie? good ol’ chocolate chip
  • can you swim well? i swam in high school some so i guess i wouldn’t drown 
  • can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose? sure 
  • who do you want to see right now? yvonne strahovski
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i want to romance tali but i don’t want to play as manshep: the blog

i want to romance ashley but i don’t want to play as manshep: the book

i want to romance miranda but i don’t want to play as manshep: the single

i want to romance jack but i don’t want to play as manshep: the album

what the fuck happened to queer representation bioware you pieces of shit: the solo album featuring one v. angry lesbian and four hundred trumpets

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‘who’s that on your phone wallpaper?’ dONT WORRY

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fill in the blanks


1. name: Kaili
2. birthday: October 16th
3. favorite color:  blue
4. lucky number: 12
5. height: 5’4”


1. last dream you remember: I was happy and in love, I think 
2. can you juggle: not even a little
3. art/sports/both: art (wish i were good at sports)
4. do you like writing: kind of
5. do you like dancing: for fun
6. do you like singing: for fun


1. dream vacation:  Perhaps a beach? Some nice drinks, good people, and good vibes 
2. dream date: As long as I really like/love the person, it doesn’t matter
3. dream guy/gal:  i’ll know when i see them
4. dream wedding: something really laid back, fun, or nonexistent
5. dream pet: my dogs <3
6. dream job: actor (lol)


1. favorite song: blood by the middle east
2. favorite album: born to die 
3. favorite artist: lana del rey, the xx, bon iver 
4. last song you heard on the radio:  that new popular lorde song
5. last song played in your itunes: ***Flawless by Beyoncé


1. guys/girls/both: both
2. hair color: brown
3. eye color: brown or blue
4. humorous/serious: both
5. taller/shorter: maybe a little taller
6. biggest turn-off:  just plain rudeness 
7. biggest turn-on:  so much i can’t put into words rn

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cross out the things you’ve done

Graduated high school
. Kissed someone. Collected something really stupid. Smoked a cigarette. Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time without sleep. Lied to someone. Snorted cocaine. Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Been to a funeral. Burned yourself (not on purpose). Ran a marathon. Cried yourself to sleep Spent over $200 in one day. Flown on a plane. Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter. Gone skiing. Been sailing. Have a best friend. Lost someone you loved. Shoplifted something. Been to jail. Dangerously close to being in jail. Skipped school. Had detention. Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country. Dropped out of school. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Had an online diary. Had a yard sale. Had a lemonade stand. Actually made money at the lemonade stand. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Swam with dolphins. Taken a lie detector test. Voted for someone on a reality TV show. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to Europe Loved someone you shouldn’t have. Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Had stitches. Taken a taxi. Seen the Washington Monument. Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. Overdosed. Been in a fist fight. Gone surfing in California. Had a hamster/guinea pig. Pet a wild animal. Used a credit card. Did “spirit day” at school. Dyed your hair. Got a tattoo. Got straight A’s. Been on the Honor Roll. Know someone with HIV or AIDS. Made-out with someone. Played on a sports team. Snuck out of the house.  Swore at a teacher.  Gone laser tagging. Had a romantic relationship. Been on the TV. French braided. Skinny-dipped. Driven a car. Performed in front of an audience. Gone bungee-jumping. Been to Mexico. Crashed a car. Sky dived. Been kissed in the rain. Made an 11:11 wish. Drank alcohol. Forwarded a chain letter. Made a mistake.
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i am a fan of putting things into videogames that upset straight boys

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